GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you - m4w
Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

Pheromone Assault - m4w
I was trying desperately to pay attention/stay awake during the lecture on Saturday, when, much to my surprise, I was visited by an erection. Not just any erection, but my very own.

Buy My Stupid Cousin’s Awesome Kayak!
“Dude, how could you not buy your own watercraft whose main use is ‘playboat’? I don’t have any idea what that means, but just reading it feels kinda bitchin! In point of fact, here’s what the manufacturer would have you believe…”

Stop Light Etiquette
“If you are in the left lane and you want to drive at a leisurely pace, I understand. GET IN THE RIGHT LANE. This is the lane for slower traffic. If you are driving in the left lane and you are dead even with the guy in the right lane, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.”

to the girl on the metro with the cleavage - m4w
“So when you buy the top, and wear it, in the summer, in public, and you’re going to stand in front of me, guess what. I’m going to look at your boobs.”

Sometimes hilarious, sometimes thought provoking, sometimes heart warming, but always an interesting read. You should really check it out once in a while. Or better yet, I’ll do the work for you.

Meet Your Three New Best Friends!

You Dropped Your Bible and I Saw Your Thong - m4w

To my Ex-GF’s Cat

Ask a silly question

Coffee C*nt @ Royal Grounds

The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought

Check out the Best of Craig’s List for some interesting stuff when you feel like wasting some time.

Every guy’s dream girl. She should go on tours and spread the word.
Thanks Ming for the link.